Is there anything I should know right off the bat?

Well, I happen to think that's a pretty leading question. Since I'm here though it's best that I stress that I don't put out on the first date. I mean look, I've had a nice time and you seem like a nice guy, but really I'm just not that type of girl. No matter what you've heard.

I'm flattered though, I really am.

Do you like my tight sweater?

Who is the President of Finland?

I'm pretty sure it's still Conan O'Brien.

What is this site for?

Like every other blog it's about self-absorption, misdireted narcissism and television in New Zealand.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a Graphic Designer. And I program some stuff. Like 95% of people with blogs that nobody reads. I also ignore the news professionally.

Okay, is there any reason I should read this?

Of course. It's all engaging, heart-felt and surprisingly entertaining.

Any actual details?

Okay fine. I'm a Minnesotan who has been transplanted in Arizona by way of California. I trained as a Psychologist but in the process of paying for my education fell into the exciting world of graphic design and web development. I spend most of my free time writing, taking pictures, exercising and both playing and watching sports. Look, that's the best I can do at this hour.

I can't, Laura. The dam's already broken.

Here, talk to Stu.